STASSI with Tay
Becoming Snatched, Backhanded Compliments & Ignoring the Haters
This week, the girlies are ready for some glow-up transformations. They talk upcoming surgeries and Stassi recounts her hour-long trek to the west side. The conversation gets real with upcoming breast lift and tummy tuck plans, to a deep dive into the modern era of subtle micro-tweaks. Plus, Stassi processes her feeling of regret from skipping her high school reunion while Taylor explains why "ignore the haters" is actually the ultimate backhanded compliment. Before jetting off for an extra-long European vacation, they sort through a very nice DM. Thank you to our sponsors! Amazon Music: Your one app for music, podcasts, and audiobooks — Amazon Music Unlimited subscription now includes access to audiobooks Hiya: Receive 50% off your first order at hiyahealth.com/STASSI Progressive: Compare car insurance quote with rates from other companies at Progressive.com Revolve: Go to REVOLVE.com/STASSI to shop our faves and use code STASSI for 15% off your first order. Wayfair: Head to Wayfair.com right now to shop all things home! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Fundamentally Misunderstood, The Lion’s Gate Portal & Naming Your Inner Critic
Stassi and Taylor start off strong by diving deep into some reality TV criticism! First up: Taylor addresses the diabolical rumor that she forced her wife's name change for the show. Stassi makes peace with being fundamentally misunderstood on TV. The duo unpack modern parenting dynamics and the unfair double standards moms face. An astrological storm is brewin'—including a total solar eclipse, a six-planet alignment, and the tail end of the Lion's Gate portal. Stassi and Taylor review their past manifestation journals to see what actually came true (shoutout to sleep-trained babies and 12-episode seasons!). Lastly, Stassi plans her end of summer Europe trip to emerge just in time for spooky season, while Taylor prepares for a first-time trip away from the baby to live it up at a Backstreet Boys concert in Vegas. Gird your loins, water signs! Thank you to our sponsors! Amazon Music: Your one app for music, podcasts, and audiobooks — Amazon Music Unlimited subscription now includes access to audiobooks Boll and Branch: For a limited time, get 15% off sitewide at BollAndBranch.com/stassi with code Stassi. Exclusions apply. Hiya: Receive 50% off your first order at hiyahealth.com/STASSI Progressive: Compare car insurance quote with rates from other companies at Progressive.com Quince: Go to Quince.com/stassi for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
NYC vs LA, Reformulating SUR Goat Cheese Balls, and Atrocious Plane Food
Fresh off their House of Stassi press tour in NYC, Stassi and Taylor are back to recap the diabolical schedule and the intense realities of success. They break down why they are actively avoiding the comment section and Stassi shares a vulnerable voice memo she sent to the group chat. Stassi also has a bone to pick with JetBlue's questionable new menu options involving trout tartine and zucchini fritattas. They get fully fired up over SUR goat cheese balls, clear up internet rumors about Taylor's parenting timeline, and debate the color palette of the calendar year (apologies to the month of March). They wrap up with a kids' card game that quickly turns into a breakdown of their sophisticated death row meals, travel fantasies, and then get completely honest about the separation anxiety of traveling without their kids. Thanks for supporting our sponsors: Amazon Music: Your one app for music, podcasts, and audiobooks — Amazon Music Unlimited subscription now includes access to audiobooks Boll and Branch: For a limited time, get 15% off sitewide at BollAndBranch.com/stassi with code Stassi. Exclusions apply. Factor: Head to Factormeals.com/stassi50off and use code stassi50off to get 50 percent off. Nutrafol: Get $10 off your first month’s subscription when you visit Nutrafol.com and enter code STASSI Progressive: Compare car insurance quote with rates from other companies at Progressive.com Thrive Causmetics: Go to thrivecausemetics.com/STASSI for an exclusive offer of 20% off your first order See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
What's Up, Losers: Our Full Moon Premiere
What’s up, losers? Stassi and Taylor are ready for their show premiere—which just so happens to fall on a full moon. Channeling their inner witches, manifesting miracles (and maybe a few hexes), they discuss navigating the madness of upcoming press tours. Plus, Stassi reveals why she's been spiraling about movie theater seating, discuss elevated travel styles, and Taylor revisits some celebrity beef that she still hasn't quite shaken. They also talk about some of the cringe of being public figures and why Stassi will be automated cars' #1 fan. Thanks for supporting our sponsors: Amazon Music: Your one app for music, podcasts, and audiobooks — Amazon Music Unlimited subscription now includes access to audiobooks Boll and Branch: For a limited time, get 15% off sitewide at BollAndBranch.com/stassi with code Stassi. Exclusions apply. Revolve: Go to REVOLVE.com/STASSI to shop our faves and use code STASSI for 15% off your first order. Skylight: Skylight is offering our listeners $30 off their 15 inch Calendars by going to MySkylight.com/STASSI. ZBiotics: Go to https://zbiotics.com/STASSI and use STASSI at checkout for 15% off See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Motherhood Fears, NYC Chaos & Internet Pick Me Girls
The House of Stassi trailer is here! Stassi and Taylor talk about the excitement of the big drop, the terrifying reality of intrusive parenting thoughts, and why we definitely don’t want to test our survival instincts in an emergency. Taylor reveals her secret weapon for keeping tabs on internet trolls (her wife), and they break down why leaving a group chat is the ultimate power move. Stassi explains why ordering for the whole table is something she'd rather not do, and Taylor calls her out for being an internet pick me girl. Thank you to our sponsors! Hiya: Receive 50% off your first order at hiyahealth.com/STASSI Poshmark: Shop now at Poshmark.com/stassi and get $10 off your first purchase Ro: Go to RO.CO/STASSI to see if you’re eligible See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Crowning The Biggest Loser, Bars In Grocery Stores, & High School Reunions
Taylor is diet posting from the Hamptons while Stassi admires (from a distance) the Wine Bar at her local Gelson's grocery store. It's a battle for who deserves the Loser Crown, from Taylor's fillet comment to Danny DeVito at a steakhouse, to Stassi's cringe-worthy DM to director Jon M. Chu. They also share their most interesting experiences with other Hollywood actors, and debate whether they could drink Taylor Swift under the table. Finally, Stassi asks Taylor for advice on a current dilemma. Her 20th high school reunion is around the corner. Should Stassi show up fully glammed to inspire the youths, or is walking down those halls just asking for trouble? Thanks for supporting our sponsors: Boll and Branch: For a limited time, get 15% off sitewide at BollAndBranch.com/stassi with code Stassi. Exclusions apply. Hiya: Receive 50% off your first order at hiyahealth.com/STASSI Wayfair: Head to Wayfair.com right now to shop all things home! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Billionaire Bestie Etiquette, Questionable Event Choices & The Death of Bridal Parties
This week, Stassi and Taylor break down the stadium-sized wedding of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce at Madison Square Garden. From 20-minute individual vows and Cartier watch auctions to childhood photo decor, they unpack the questionable-yet-brilliant spectacle of it all, analyze the dramatic fallout surrounding Blake Lively's absence, and officially declare traditional bridal parties to be dead! Plus, Stassi pulls back the curtain on watching the upcoming premiere of House of Stassi from start to finish. Taylor gets real about the backward dynamics of a traditional country club, and then the duo wraps up with an honest look at mom guilt, laziness, and averaging a hilarious 1,800 steps a day (10k+ steps no thank you!) Thanks for supporting our sponsors: Factor: Head to Factormeals.com/stassi50off and use code stassi50off to get 50 percent off. Nutrafol: Get $10 off your first month’s subscription when you visit Nutrafol.com and enter code STASSI Quince: Go to Quince.com/stassi for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. ZBiotics: Go to https://zbiotics.com/STASSI and use STASSI at checkout for 15% off See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Mercury Retrograde, Beauty Maxxing, and a Special Minions Shoutout
Stassi is fresh off the Minions premiere and giving Taylor the full scoop on regaining her Hollywood spark. From sitting behind director Jon M. Chu to a shout-out that made her feel incredibly famous, she shares why a daytime, kid-friendly red carpet was the ultimate parental flex. Meanwhile, Taylor is navigating a budding interest in adding a future sibling to the squad. They unpack the hazardous European heatwave that narrowly saved Stassi from a birthday trip disaster, debate the true definition of "beautymaxxing," and drop a serious PSA on why you should never pause your Nutrafol routine. Plus, Stassi questions her own late-night Xanax-fueled show notes, before diving into the messy drama surrounding Summer House cast and a former castmate's latest altercation. Thanks for supporting our sponsors: Boll and Branch: For a limited time, get 20% off sitewide at BollAndBranch.com/stassi with code Stassi Fabletics: Shop now at Fabletics.com/stassiwithtay to get 70-80% off everything when you sign up as a new VIP. Kindred Bravely: Right now, Kindred Bravely is offering our listeners 20% off your first order when you go to KindredBravely.com/STASSI. Little Spoon: Go to littlespoon.com/STASSI30 and enter code STASSI30 for 30% off your first order. Revolve: Go to REVOLVE.com/STASSI to shop our faves and use code STASSI for 15% off your first order. Thrive Causemetics: Go to thrivecausemetics.com/STASSI for an exclusive offer of 20% off your first order. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Sneaky Cigs, Smuggled Ranch & Swear on Chanel
It's Stassi's freaking 38th Birthday!! This week, Stassi and Tay unpack Stassi's meet up with Bravo friends Craig and Austen at Barney's Beanery and their near-miss encounter with Travis and Jason Kelce. The conversation dives deep as Stassi breaks down her unique TikTok algorithm, which features Kelsey's solo rowing journey from CA to Hawaii and TSA warning ranch-dressing smugglers, among other things. Finally, the two confront their own friendship dynamics, leading to a high stakes agreement where Stassi swears on Chanel to never ghost Taylor if conflict arises. Thanks for supporting our sponsors: Minnow: Shop the summer collection at shopminnow.com and enter code MEETMINNOW15 at checkout to receive 15% off your first order. Progressive: Compare car insurance quote with rates from other companies at Progressive.com Quince: Go to Quince.com/stassi for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Ro: Go to RO.CO/STASSI to see if you’re eligible for the new GLP-1 pill on Ro. Skylight: Skylight is offering our listeners $30 off their 15 inch Calendars by going to MySkylight.com/STASSI. Vivrelle: Go to www.vivrelle.com and apply for a membership today using referral code STASSITAY for your first month of membership FREE. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
A Full Episode Disagreeing Over Aliens & Pop Culture
Stassi is preparing for a possible alien invasion on her birthday, Taylor is suddenly a believer, and somehow it all turns into a debate about Doritos, Selena Gomez, and celebrity friendship drama. Then it’s fake-nice run-ins, Kendall Jenner discourse, and why acting like someone is completely irrelevant is Stassi’s preferred form of warfare. Plus, all things Summer House reunion, Amanda and West’s messy situation, and a surprisingly heated argument over My Best Friend’s Wedding that reveals one of them is somehow Team Julia Roberts. The friendship may never recover. Thanks for supporting our sponsors: Boll and Branch: For a limited time, get 20% off sitewide at BollAndBranch.com/stassi with code Stassi. Hiya: Receive 50% off your first order at hiyahealth.com/STASSI. Kindred Bravely: Right now, Kindred Bravely is offering our listeners 20% off your first order when you go to KindredBravely.com/STASSI. Progressive: Visit Progressive.com after this episode to see if you could save money when you bundle your home and auto policies. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Besties, Boundaries & Birthday Guest Lists
Stassi thinks Taylor is way too nice, Taylor refuses to change, and somehow that turns into a conversation about toxic friendships, dark empaths, and whether best friends should occasionally humble each other. Then it's all things Summer House, Taylor's ongoing obsession, family dynamics, and why everyone seems to walk away from the exact same situation with a completely different story. Plus, Stassi is planning her birthday and realizing that keeping a celebration small sounds great in theory—until you have to make the guest list. Thanks for supporting our sponsors: Factor: Head to Factormeals.com/stassi50off and use code stassi50off to get 50 percent off. Progressive: Compare car insurance quote with rates from other companies at Progressive.com Hiya: Receive 50% off your first order at hiyahealth.com/STASSI. Quince: Go to Quince.com/stassi for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Skylight: Skylight is offering our listeners $30 off their 15 inch Calendars by going to MySkylight.com/STASSI. Shopify: Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at SHOPIFY.COM/stassi See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Stassi’s Sophomore SI Swimsuit Runway Show
Stassi is back from her second Sports Illustrated runway show and giving Taylor the full recap. From fittings, spray tans, and backstage mishaps to a rain-soaked runway that tested everyone’s nerves, Stassi shares what the experience was really like behind the scenes. They talk about the incredible sisterhood of the event, the pressure of putting yourself out there, and why the support in the room felt a lot different than the opinions waiting online. Thanks for supporting our sponsors: Nutrafol: Receive $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you visit Nutrafol.com and enter promo code STASSI. Boll and Brnach: Get 15% off your first order plus free shipping at BollAndBranch.com slash stassi with code stassi. Poshmark: Download the Poshmark app and use code stassi when you sign up to get $10 off your first purchase. ZBiotics: Go to https://zbiotics.com/STASSI and use STASSI at checkout for 15% off any first time orders of ZBiotics probiotics. Thrive Causmetics: Go to thrivecausemetics.com/STASSI for an exclusive offer of 20% off your first order. Progressive Insurance: Visit Progressive.com after this episode to see if you could save. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Cover Girls & Comment Warriors
Taylor is officially a Weight Watchers cover girl with Baby Beau, and Stassi is ready to discuss every detail - including the comment-section warriors fighting the good fight and the very real friendship politics of Instagram. Taylor gives Stassi her flowers as the fairy godmother of online hype, while Stassi admits keeping up with everyone’s posts is practically a job. Then they get into Taylor’s almost A-list dinner nerves, Stassi’s rules for meeting famous people, and why the best thing you can be online, in real life, or three martinis deep at a dinner party is simply a hype girl. Thanks to our sponsors: Little Spoon: Go to littlespoon.com/STASSI30 and enter code STASSI30 for 30% off your first order. Progressive: Compare car insurance quote with rates from other companies at Progressive.com Revolve: Go to REVOLVE.com/STASSI to shop our faves and use code STASSI for 15% off your first order. Skylight: Go to MySkylight.com/STASSI for $30 off your 15 inch Calendar. Shopify: Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at SHOPIFY.COM/stassi Rakuten: Earn Cash Back and rewards on almost everything you buy. Join for free at Rakuten.com or download the Rakuten app. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dark Passenger in NYC & Unwell Over Outlander
Taylor is spiraling, Stassi is fresh off a busy New York press trip, and somehow it all turns into friendship anxiety, a smoke shop run, and an unforgettable “dark passenger” night out. Stassi recaps the Disney upfronts and getting recognized during a special-occasion solo adventure, before mourning the end of Outlander, spoilers and all. Plus, Summer House theories, celebrity doppelgängers, and Tom Brady’s Gucci runway jump scare - then it’s Alex Cooper’s pregnancy bravery, Backstreet Boys nostalgia, and Stassi demanding answers for the Nick Carter era. Thanks for supporting our sponsors: Hiya: Receive 50% off your first order at hiyahealth.com/STASSI. Vivrelle: Go to www.vivrelle.com and apply for a membership today using referral code STASSITAY for your first month of membership FREE. Ro: Go to RO.CO/STASSI to see if you’re eligible for the new GLP-1 pill on Ro. Minnow: Shop the summer collection at shopminnow.com and enter code MEETMINNOW15 at checkout to receive 15% off your first order. Progressive: Compare car insurance quote with rates from other companies at Progressive.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Makeup, Motherhood & House of Stassi
Stassi and Tay are together in person, glammed up, and judging night-before beauty habits — from sleeping in makeup to lashes that somehow survived. They get into baby Beau looking like everyone at once, the emotional side of seeing yourself in your kids, and Taylor’s fabulous downtown LA hotel stay before the nerves and excitement around House of Stassi take over. Taylor and Stassi talk about the three-year journey, leaving the real moments in, and the nerves of watching it all back. Plus, Blake Lively’s cringy “shy girl” moment, birthday caption pressure, Stassi’s tornado fascinations, prank TikTok, and why nothing beats these two besties being in the same room. Thanks for supporting our sponsors: Hiya: Receive 50% off your first order at hiyahealth.com/STASSI. Boll and Branch : Take off 20% sitewide plus free shipping at BollAndBranch.com/stassi with code stassi. Kindred Bravely: Right now, Kindred Bravely is offering our listeners 20% off your first order when you go to KindredBravely.com/STASSI. Wayfair: Get prepped for patio season for way less. Head to Wayfair.com right now to shop all things home. Vivrelle: Go to www.vivrelle.com and apply for a membership today using referral code STASSITAY for your first month of membership FREE. Booking.com: Don’t miss out on consistent bookings and global reach. Head over to Booking.com and start your listing today. Progressive: Compare car insurance quote with rates from other companies at Progressive.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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